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	<title>Steinberg Blog &#187; Steinberg</title>
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		<title>Signs that you are male and single:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Screwing in paper shades. 
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		<title>We don&#8217;t get bonuses. We get parent teacher conferences.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And animal crackers. 
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		<title>I am very noncommittal, except when it comes to eating my roommates food.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sue me. 
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		<title>On the Road Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t think I’d consider myself a world traveler, but I’ve been around the globe once or twice, and I have to say, the “driving” exhibited by motor vehicle owners in Queens, NY is by far the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Even the word “driving” is almost giving them to much credit. People in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Many Days in a Row Do You Have to Eat Cereal for Dinner Before You Get Scurvy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will let you know soon.
-Steinberg
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		<title>Good Ol&#8217; Winter Blues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people get S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder) during the winter. 
I get the C.R.A.P.P.Y.S. (Common Reflexive Affective Photosynthetic Psychological Yearly Syndrome) instead. 
It&#8217;s much worse. 
-Avi
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		<title>Oh the Places I&#8217;ve Been</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m back, which I have no doubt none of you care about. What I bet you&#8217;re all wondering is where exactly I&#8217;ve been.
Well.
I traveled a little&#8230;

Then I took up some after school jobs to help make ends meet.

And you can&#8217;t blame me for pursuing a love interest or two&#8230;

All in all, it&#8217;s good to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dinner When You Are Single</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[-A can of beans.
-Two vegetable patties each with one slice of melted American cheese.
-Three bowls of cereal.
Don&#8217;t tell my mom.
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		<title>Here&#8217;s To A New Year&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://steinbergart.com/blog/archives/172</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over Rosh Hashana I realized why the opening of the honey bear is on the head and not at the other end.
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		<title>Outsmarted Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steinberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today my five year old student asked me what the difference is between a fish and a piano. I laughed and told him nothing, because both have scales. He shook his head disappointedly at me at me and said, &#8220;you can&#8217;t tuna fish.&#8221;
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