Having a beard you can’t trim or shave is like having a squirrel glued to your face. It’s wild, it will hurt you, and it makes you look crazy.
It also really doesn’t help with the ladies.

Having a beard you can’t trim or shave is like having a squirrel glued to your face. It’s wild, it will hurt you, and it makes you look crazy.
It also really doesn’t help with the ladies.

pfft. ladys love the beard
This just might be my favorite cartoon yet. From now on, when Moshe doesn’t shave I am going to call him “squirrel face”!
U date girls who wear short sleeves??
Girls like the scruff. You should all stop shaving 2 days before a date.
When I stopped shaving, people stopped to give me change out of their pockets.