I am in Australia now so I won’t be able to post as much or as often for the next few weeks, but I will do what I can.
Here is what I learned so far about Australia:
1) It takes five weeks to get here.
2) Australians all drive on the wrong side of the road. It’s bad driving skills, but at least they are all consistent.
3) Their money looks nothing like American money, and thus is a subject of ridicule.
4) They supposedly speak English, but I have no idea what they are saying.
5) August is winter here. I guess Australia didn’t get the ‘When Summer Is Supposed To Be’ memo.
I will update you with more things I learn as I learn them. All in all, Australia is very similar to America, besides for the Australians. And different flora and fauna. And traffic rules. And shape of continent. (Plus, there is no Canada here.)
-Steinberg
I hear New Zealand is the Canada of Australia.
Everything here is backwards. So weird.
how bout the toilets?
steamberg, i didn’t know you had a blob- this is the best